A Midsummer Night #nofilter Read online

  2. Become king of Scotland when old & feeble

  3. Cry about my wasted life

  PS: Unless Duncan invites himself to my , my wife and an imaginary convince me 2 stab him, I blame it on some servants , his heirs mysteriously disappear, etc. etc. Like THAT would ever happen! I feel guilty just thinking about it. My is racing.

  #WishfulThinking

  Macbeth looks kinda weird rite now. His hair is standing up & I can literally his pounding. Gonna keep my on him.

  #Creeper

  [Scene 4]

  Duncan

  Hey, son, has the old Thane of Cawdor been “taken care of” yet?

  Malcolm

  Yep, I’ve gotten that Cawdor is officially .

  Duncan

  About ! How’d it go?

  Malcolm

  He was surprisingly brave. Prob the most impressive thing he ever did in life was die lol. (Too soon??)

  Duncan

  I still can’t believe it. I rly trusted that guy! Never shoulda bought those matching BFF kilts…

  Group text: Duncan, Macbeth, Banquo

  Duncan

  Congrats and thx, Macbeth. You’ve given me more than I could ever repay.

  Macbeth

  Just having ur is enough, D.

  Duncan

  Still, I’ll out for you from now on & Banquo 2 .

  Banquo

  U gave us the chance to succeed! #Blessed

  Duncan

  Speaking of succeed—I have an announcement 2 make. Brb.

  Duncan

  FYI my son Malcolm is next in line to become king of Scotland! In the meantime, he’ll be @PrinceOfCumberland. Just in case n-e-1 else was thinking they might become king soon lol.

  Malcolm likes this.

  REPLY

  Duncan: PS Party @ Macbeth’s tonight!

  Malcolm: THX DAD

  Donalbain: FML #SecondBorn

  Malcolm

  Oh, I just can’t wait to be…sued for copyright infringement.

  REPLY

  UGH! MALCOLM is Prince of Cumberland now? Well, that sux. It’s gonna be a lot harder to become . #AlwaysTheThane

  Hmm, I gotta keep these s & my black out of the . I need to look !

  [Scene 5]

  Welcome, Lady Macbeth! You’ve got 2 new messages marked “Urgent.”

  Macbeth Oh, NBD, just Glamis, Cawdor, and soon-to-be KING

  Duncan Party tonight @ Inverness! All ages! No cover!

  OMG?! Me, queen of Scotland?? Better start trying on crowns! But Macbeth can be such a . He’s 2 nice to speed up the process, if u know what I mean. I’ll have 2 do some convincing.…

  Come, , and change me from a to a . Fill me from head 2 with cruelty. #SorryNotSorry

  Lady Macbeth has added How to Kill Friends and Influence Peasants to cart.

  But Wait! There’s More!

  Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

  I see an awesome in your future.

  Scrooge

  Yeah, great. You people get new OMG and I get .

  #worstgiftever

  Darcy

  Speaking of worst things, I just got back from the worst ball EVER.

  Lizzy

  You know I’m on this group text, right? #thisiswhyimsingle

  Darcy

  Wait, no, you misunderstood.…

  Jane Austen

  Don’t worry, Darcy. #hatersgonnadate

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