A Midsummer Night #nofilter Page 5
2. Become king of Scotland when old & feeble
3. Cry about my wasted life
PS: Unless Duncan invites himself to my , my wife and an imaginary convince me 2 stab him, I blame it on some servants , his heirs mysteriously disappear, etc. etc. Like THAT would ever happen! I feel guilty just thinking about it. My is racing.
#WishfulThinking
Macbeth looks kinda weird rite now. His hair is standing up & I can literally his pounding. Gonna keep my on him.
#Creeper
[Scene 4]
Duncan
Hey, son, has the old Thane of Cawdor been “taken care of” yet?
Malcolm
Yep, I’ve gotten that Cawdor is officially .
Duncan
About ! How’d it go?
Malcolm
He was surprisingly brave. Prob the most impressive thing he ever did in life was die lol. (Too soon??)
Duncan
I still can’t believe it. I rly trusted that guy! Never shoulda bought those matching BFF kilts…
Group text: Duncan, Macbeth, Banquo
Duncan
Congrats and thx, Macbeth. You’ve given me more than I could ever repay.
Macbeth
Just having ur is enough, D.
Duncan
Still, I’ll out for you from now on & Banquo 2 .
Banquo
U gave us the chance to succeed! #Blessed
Duncan
Speaking of succeed—I have an announcement 2 make. Brb.
Duncan
FYI my son Malcolm is next in line to become king of Scotland! In the meantime, he’ll be @PrinceOfCumberland. Just in case n-e-1 else was thinking they might become king soon lol.
Malcolm likes this.
REPLY
Duncan: PS Party @ Macbeth’s tonight!
Malcolm: THX DAD
Donalbain: FML #SecondBorn
Malcolm
Oh, I just can’t wait to be…sued for copyright infringement.
REPLY
UGH! MALCOLM is Prince of Cumberland now? Well, that sux. It’s gonna be a lot harder to become . #AlwaysTheThane
Hmm, I gotta keep these s & my black out of the . I need to look !
[Scene 5]
Welcome, Lady Macbeth! You’ve got 2 new messages marked “Urgent.”
Macbeth Oh, NBD, just Glamis, Cawdor, and soon-to-be KING
Duncan Party tonight @ Inverness! All ages! No cover!
OMG?! Me, queen of Scotland?? Better start trying on crowns! But Macbeth can be such a . He’s 2 nice to speed up the process, if u know what I mean. I’ll have 2 do some convincing.…
Come, , and change me from a to a . Fill me from head 2 with cruelty. #SorryNotSorry
Lady Macbeth has added How to Kill Friends and Influence Peasants to cart.
But Wait! There’s More!
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
I see an awesome in your future.
Scrooge
Yeah, great. You people get new OMG and I get .
#worstgiftever
Darcy
Speaking of worst things, I just got back from the worst ball EVER.
Lizzy
You know I’m on this group text, right? #thisiswhyimsingle
Darcy
Wait, no, you misunderstood.…
Jane Austen
Don’t worry, Darcy. #hatersgonnadate
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